officialdaddyegbert:

Gentle reminder that people working in customer service are paid to be nice to you and you should not fucking flirt with them because you’re probably making them extremely uncomfortable you piece of shit don’t force us into engaging your gross ass

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northernlotus:

femdenmark:

important otp thing to consider: who rocks the ferris wheel seat 

#it’s clint#no matter what ship#it is clint

magicalmischief:

When a teacher sends you to take something to another room

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operationfailure:

My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!
I love a mystery!
Please share this photo!

operationfailure:

My friend Maggie, at the young age of 34, just found out she has a twin, and now it’s up to all of us to help her find them!

I love a mystery!

Please share this photo!

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yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

avocavo:

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

i thought u found a fairy wing omg

avocavo:

stunningpicture:

Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf

i thought u found a fairy wing omg

seacrafts:

my etsy is 2 years old in september & i’m having a giveaway to celebrate!

the winner will be chosen by a random number generator september 30th. you may also enter the coupon code “seacrafts”  to enjoy an additional -10% off my entire shop until that date as well ♡
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okaywork:

college

okaywork:

college

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